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Established in 2005 to serve the very best fish & chips, home-baking, hot drinks and much more - We like to say our customers are “fuelled on fish and chips”.

We are open daily for breakfast till 11am, then elevenses, lunch, tea, dinner, supper and everything in between till late, and we are licenced.

The vast majority of what we serve is made in our own on-site kitchen – from our very popular rainbow cake and freshly fried doughnuts to all our delicious chips, chickpea hummus, lentil burgers and our soups.
We are members of the MSC Chain of Custody which means our fish is fully traceable and sustainably sourced from MSC registered vessels.

When it comes to our beef burgers, we are proud members of the Scotch Beef Club, which means all our beef comes from farms in Scotland which are members of the scheme and it too is all fully traceable.

Main Menu


Homemade Soup
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Vegetarian Soup of the day - £4.95
Served with 2 chunks of brown bread and butter

Add a standard portion of chips - £6.95

Cafe Special: Thick & Creamy Fish Chowder - £6.75
Served in a bread bowl

​​Add a standard portion of chips - £8.75

Salads
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Side Salad - Small £3.95 / Large £5.25 

Scottish Free Range Egg Salad (2) - £7.75
Served with honey & mustard dressing

Home Baked Ham & Free Range Egg Salad 
(2) - £9.50

​Hot Smoked Salmon - £11.95

1 Star Great Taste Awards smoked salmon from Uig Lodge, Isle of Lewis

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Famous Fish & Chips
All our haddock is sourced from sustainable MSC certified stocks
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Haddock & Chips
Snack - £6.05 / Standard - £9.10 / Large - £10.05
Breaded Not Battered +50p for Snack / Standard and +90p for Large

Fish Tea Deal
​Standard £12.90 / Large £13.85

Haddock & chips, mushy peas, tartare sauce, white roll or brown bread and butter and a cup of tea or filter coffee.
Family Fish Tea Deal
£34.95

2 x standard haddock & chips, 2 x snack size haddock & chips and 4 drinks. Drinks include choice of tea, filter coffee, bottled water or glass of fizzy juice. (1 per person)​

​Gluten-Free Haddock & Chips
Snack - £6.95 / Standard - £9.95 / Large - £11.95
Great news for Coeliacs! We are the proud holders of an A Grade, Accredited Caterer Award from Coeliac UK. Our homemade mushy peas, tartare sauce, soups selected home baking, and even our vinegar are all gluten free.

Delicious Spicy Fish Nuggets (Haddock)
£8.25

Served with chips and Lemon Mayo
Scampi & Chips
​£8.95

Served with homemade tartare sauce
Luxury Homemade Fishcakes & Chips
£8.10

Served with homemade tartare sauce

Chips

Chips
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Small - £1.95 / Standard - £2.80 / Large - £3.95

Cheesy Chips
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Standard - £3.80 / Large - £4.95

Loaded Chips
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Standard - £5.95 / Large - £7.95
With cheese, fried onions, crispy bacon bits, red peppers, jalapenos, chipotle mayonnaise and sour cream

​Delicious Burgers
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Made by Letterfinlay Butchers, Fort William using only registered Scotch Beef. All burgers are quarter pounders.

​Scotch Beef Burger & Chips - £8.85

Topped with salad, mayo, relish, mustard & gherkins

Scotch Cheeseburger & Chips - £9.85
Topped with salad, mayo, relish, mustard & gherkins

Double Scotch Cheeseburger & Chips - £10.95
Topped with salad, mayo, relish, mustard & gherkins

Fish Burger & Chips - £8.75
Using MSC Haddock & topped with salad and tartare sauce

Cajun Spiced Chicken Burger & Chips - £9.50
Topped with salad, sour cream and salsa

Gourmet Venison Burger & Chips - £10.05
Venison burger topped with Charles MacLeod of Stornoway black pudding and red onion marmalade

Add bacon - one rasher or extra cheese - £1 each
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Chicken
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Chip Shop Chicken Curry & Chips - £9.25

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Sausages, Puddings & Stovies
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Pork Sausage & Chips (2) - £6.75

Macsween Battered Haggis Slices & Chips
(3) - £6.95

Stornoway Black Pudding & Chips
(3) - £7.25
From Charles MacLeod of Stornoway 

Macsween Haggis & Chips - £8.75
Served with Peppercorn sauce

Highland Trio & Chips - £7.75
Battered Sausage, Haggis & Stornoway Black Pudding

Large Venison Sausage & Chips - £7.75
Served with red onion marmalade

Homemade Stovies - £7.95
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Served with oatcakes and pickled beetroot. A traditional Scottish comfort food with potato, onion & sausages
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Fresh Wholegrain Baguettes
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Our baguettes are served with homemade coleslaw and tortilla chips
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Home Baked Ham with Honey Mustard Mayo - £7.75

​Halloumi & Sweet Chilli Sauce - £7.50
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​Vegetarian & Vegan
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Grilled Halloumi & Chips - £8.50
Served with salad and sweet chilli sauce

Portobello Mushroom Burger & Chips - £8.95
Topped with Halloumi cheese and sweet chilli mayo

Homemade Spiced Veg & Lentil Burger & Chips - £8.95
Topped with cheddar cheese

Vegan Homemade Spiced Veg & Lentil Burger & Chips - £9.25
Topped with vegan cheese and no mayo

Vegan Mixed Grill - £9.75
Tomatoes, Onion, Courgette, Peppers, Mushroom, Spinach, Houmous & Chips

Vegetable & Chickpea Curry & Chips - £9.25
This dish is both vegetarian and vegan

Vegan Macsween Haggis & Chips - £8.95
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Served with peppercorn sauce

Loaded Chips
​Standard - £5.95  /  Large - £7.95

With cheese, fried onions, homemade houmous, red peppers, jalapenos, chipotle mayonnaise and sour cream




Children's Menu
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All children's meals include organic apple juice or fizzy juice, a homemade rice crispy cake, an activity sheet and your own pack of pencils to take home

All £6.75

Mini Haddock Fish Supper
Homemade Fishcake & Chips
Lentil & Vegetable Burger & Chips
Battered or Grilled Pork Sausage 
(1) & Chips
Plain Beef Burger & Chips

Plain Cheese Burger & Chips
Mini Scampi (6) & Chips
Fish Nuggets & Chips



Sauces & Sides
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Side of Scampi - £4.00
Side Salad - £3.95
House Coleslaw - £2.50
Giant Onion Rings - £2.95
Homemade Mushy Peas - £1.50
Pickled Egg or Gherkin - £0.50
Pickled Onion - £0.35
Brown Bread & Butter - £0.85
White Roll & butter - £0.70
Homemade Tartare Sauce - £0.65
Creamy Peppercorn Sauce - £1.85
Curry Sauce - £1.35
Gourmet Curry Sauce with Mango - £1.95
Homemade Chickpea Houmous - £2.50


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Non-Alcoholic Drinks


Hot Drinks
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Mug of Tea - £1.95
Cindy's Herbal Teas - £2.45

Hand blended in Scotland. Choose from Green Tea, 5 Lemons & Ginger, Pink Mint, Flower of Scotland, Energise or Hot Chai
Filter Coffee - £2.20
Cappuccino - £2.95
Cafe Latte / Flat White - £2.95
Espresso / Macchiato - £2.70
Americano
 - £2.70
Decaf Espresso - £2.85
Decaf Cappuccino or Latte - £3.10
Mocha - £3.35
Hot Chocolate - £3.10
Delux hot chocolate - £3.95

With marshmallows and whipped cream
Babychino - £0.95
Make It Large - Add £0.30
Extra Single Shot - Add £0.80
Extra Double Shot - Add £1.20
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Cold Drinks
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Tall Glass of Chilled Milk - £1.80
Bottled Water (Still or Sparkling) - £1.80
Heartsease Farm Premium Fizzy Drinks (330ml) - £2.60

Lemonade, Elderflower, Blackcurrant, Ginger Beer, Apple & Rhubarb
Bottled Soft Drinks - £1.95
Coke, Diet Coke, Irn Bru, Diet Irn Bru, 7Up, Tango
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Special Drinks
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Our Own Green Smoothie - £4.95
Super healthy, contains avocado, cucumber, apple, spinach, banana, ginger & apple juice
Oreo Cookie Milkshake - £4.95
Oreo cookies, Mackies ice cream and milk
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Alcoholic Drinks


White Wine
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Chardonnay 187ml (13.5%) - £5.25
Chardonnay 750ml (13.5%) - £19.45
Sauvignon Blanc 187ml (12.5%) - £5.25

Sauvignon Blanc 750ml (12.5%) - £19.45
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Red Wine
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Cabernet Sauvignon 187ml (14%) - £5.25
Cabernet Sauvignon 750ml (14%) - £19.45
Merlot 187ml (13.5%) - £5.25
Merlot 750ml (13.5%) - £19.45
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Cider
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Thistly Cross Traditional Cider 500ml (4.4%) - £4.75
Handmade in Scotland.

Bright golden colour with aromas of apples. Soft mouthfeel and low acidity with a refreshing fruity finish. Very easy to drink, a real thirst quencher and great after a long day out on the hills! Gently sparkling

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Craft Beer
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Innes & Gunn Scottish Craft Beer
Brewed in small batches

Innis & Gunn Original 330ml (6.6%) - £3.95

Multi award winning, delicious Scottish beer with hints of caramel, fruit and vanilla. Great with food

Innis & Gunn IPA 330ml (5.6%) - £3.95
Intense hop character which comes from adding bundles of hops at three different stages to build layers of zesty flavour and aroma. The beer is finished over toasted oak to give it a nice rounded flavour

Innis & Gunn Craft Lager 330ml (4.6%) - £3.95

Crisp, light lager brewed with naked golden oats to give a smooth and refreshing finish.

Breakfast & Hot Filled Rolls


Breakfast
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Breakfast is served until 11am everyday

Scottish Breakfast - £9.50
2 rashers of bacon, local sausage, Charles MacLeod of Stornoway black pudding, free range fried egg, tattie scone, flat mushroom, beans, tomato and tea or filter coffee

Vegetarian Breakfast - £9.50
Macsween vegetarian haggis, vegetarian sausage, free range fried egg, tattie scone, flat mushroom, wilted spinach, beans, tomato and tea or filter coffee

Vegan Breakfast - £9.50
Macsween vegetarian haggis, vegetarian sausage, tattie scone, 2 flat mushrooms, wilted spinach, beans, tomato and tea or filter coffee with soya milk included 
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Gluten-Free and Vegan Overnight Oats - £4.95
Gluten-free oats steeped overnight in soya milk served cold, with blueberries and honey or agave syrup

Stoat's Porridge Oats Charity Pot - £2.95
Add Honey - £0.50
Add Mixed Seeds - £1.00
Add Nuts - £1.00



Hot Filled Rolls
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Our hot filled rolls are served until 5pm

Bacon Roll - £2.95

Charles MacLeod Stornoway Black Pudding Roll - £2.95

Scottish Free Range Egg Roll (2) - £2.75

Link Sausage Roll - £2.95

From Letterfinlay Butchers near Fort William

Bacon & Egg Roll - £3.95

Extra Filling - £1.00


Dietary Requirements
We want to do what we are doing well, we take our responsibilities seriously and try not to be all things to all people. It is impossible for us to be experts in everything! If you have a rare food allergy or request for a menu variation, be prepared that we may not be able to help you.
Click below for more information.
DIETARY REQUIREMENTS

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Contact Details
​​01838 400 235 
info@therealfoodcafe.com
​Tyndrum, Perthshire, Scotland
​​FK20 8RY
Autumn/Winter 2020-21
Temporarily closed until further notice due to Government travel restrictions​
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Kiosk Hours
Temporarily Closed
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